Ended on December 18, 2019 at 11:59 PM    Everything Else Gleam United States Canada Worldwide

As part of our "12 Days of Shitmas", on the 5th day we're giving away Parliament Light Cigarettes and a Quart of Milk!

Daddy left to go get these things from the store Christmas Eve, twenty-two years ago, and he neither he, nor Santa, ever showed up again. Why not relive those painful childhood memories with your very own pack of smokes and quart of milk? No need to thank us; we know we’re making Christmas miracles happen here.