Ended on December 16, 2019 at 11:59 PM    Everything Else Gleam United States Canada Worldwide

As part of our "12 Days of Shitmas", on the 3rd day we're giving away The Bed Sheet Epstein Didn't Kill Himself With!

Did we somehow get a hold of the actual prison bedsheet former billionaire pedophile and current fertilizing pedophile Jeffrey Epstein most definitely did not use to kill himself? Probably not. But then again, pretty much any bed sheet in the world could be the one he didn’t use, so you can still tell your friends about it. Just, don’t tell the Clintons or Trumps. You know…just in case. And don’t forget - Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.